Run a 60-ticket overnight dump through an AI classifier, then do the job that keeps you employed: design a defensible daily sample, catch every misroute and wrong priority the model produced — including two tickets engineered to fool it — and log each correction like an auditor.
Kavitha runs the 7 a.m. shift on a UK-retail service desk in Chennai. Since the account switched on AI triage, her queue arrives pre-categorised, pre-prioritised, pre-routed — and her manager's new question is not "how fast do you close tickets" but "how do you know the classifier got it right?" This lab is her answer, built end-to-end: classify the dump with an AI, then verify it with a sampling method you could defend to an auditor.
The classifier will get most of this dump right. It will also misroute an access request wearing a password-reset costume, call an in-office application timeout a VPN fault, under-prioritise a clicked phishing link, and file one outage as four separate tickets. Your artifact is not the triaged queue — it is the audit log proving you caught what the AI missed.
~60 minutes hands-on · Core tier (maps to module M1). $0 — any free AI chat (ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Copilot) plus a spreadsheet or plain text editor. No ITSM tenant required; if you have a Freshservice or ServiceNow developer instance, you can import the CSV, but the lab works entirely in chat.
Save the two blocks below as tickets.csv (concatenate them, one header). Columns: id,user,dept,subject,first_line. Do not study the tickets yet — a triage analyst sees the queue cold, and so should the classifier.
id,user,dept,subject,first_line
T-1001,R.Iyer,Sales,Password reset,Forgot my Windows password after leave
T-1002,A.Khan,HR,New joiner laptop request,Need laptop for joiner starting Monday
T-1003,S.Rao,Finance,Shared drive not opening,F: drive says location unavailable since 08:05
T-1004,P.Nair,Sales,VPN error 809,VPN fails from home with error 809
T-1005,V.Gupta,Ops,Printer offline 3rd floor,HP printer shows offline
T-1006,M.Das,IT,Install Visio,Need Visio for process mapping - manager approved
T-1007,K.Menon,Finance,Excel crashes,Excel closes when opening month-end workbook
T-1008,J.Thomas,Sales,Password reset,Locked out after 3 attempts
T-1009,L.Singh,HR,Onboarding portal access,Cannot see new-hire tab in portal
T-1010,D.Patel,Ops,Laptop very slow,Laptop takes forever - please fix
T-1011,N.Sharma,Finance,VPN asks for new token,VPN prompting for token after phone change
T-1012,T.George,Sales,Outlook password keeps prompting,Outlook asks for password repeatedly
T-1013,B.Reddy,Ops,Monitor flickering,Second monitor flickers then goes black
T-1014,S.Kaur,HR,Access to payroll folder,Need read access to Payroll-2026 folder
T-1015,R.Bose,IT,Teams mic not working,Mic works in Zoom but not in Teams
T-1016,A.Joshi,Finance,Password reset for SAP,SAP says my password expired
T-1017,C.Fernandes,Sales,Cannot login to anything since morning,Every app rejects my password since 09:00
T-1018,H.Mehta,Ops,Barcode scanner dead,Scanner not powering on at station 4
T-1019,G.Pillai,HR,How to set OOO,How do I set out of office in Outlook
T-1020,V.Kulkarni,Sales,VPN slow,VPN very slow on hotel wifi
T-1021,S.Ahmed,Finance,Request Power BI license,Need Power BI Pro for month-end dashboards
T-1022,E.DSouza,ExecOffice,Board pack won't print,CFO board pack not printing - meeting at 11:00
T-1023,M.Verma,Ops,Password reset,Standard reset please
T-1024,R.Chandra,IT,Disk space warning,C: drive shows red - 2GB free
T-1025,K.Bhat,Sales,CRM access for new rep,New rep needs CRM access same as mine
T-1026,P.Sen,HR,Email bouncing to one client,Mails to acme.co.uk bounce with 550 error
T-1027,A.Naik,Finance,F drive gone,Mapped drive F: disappeared from This PC
T-1028,T.Ali,Ops,Keyboard keys sticking,Keys sticking after a tea spill
T-1029,S.Murthy,Finance,Password reset please,I can log in fine but need access to the Finance shared mailbox
T-1030,D.Roy,Sales,Laptop battery dies fast,Battery drops 100 to 20 in an hour
T-1031,J.Mathew,HR,Adobe Sign license,Need Adobe Sign for offer letters
T-1032,N.Prasad,Ops,VPN error 812,Error 812 since my password change
T-1033,K.Menon,Finance,Excel crashing again,Raised this earlier today - still crashing
T-1034,R.Saxena,Sales,Phone MFA lost,New phone - cannot approve MFA prompts
T-1035,B.Nanda,IT,Server room AC alert,Temperature alert from server room sensor
T-1036,S.Iqbal,HR,Something wrong with email,Email behaving oddly - please check
T-1037,A.Rangan,Finance,Access to AP invoices folder,Need modify access for AP-Invoices share
T-1038,M.Cherian,Ops,Docking station no display,Dock shows no display on both monitors
T-1039,V.Anand,Sales,Reset Salesforce password,Salesforce has locked me out
T-1040,P.Lobo,Finance,Weird gift card email,Got odd email from CEO asking gift cards - clicked the link then closed it
T-1041,T.Hegde,HR,Printer toner,Toner low on the HR printer
T-1042,S.Rao,Finance,Still cannot open F drive,No update on my earlier ticket - F: still down
T-1043,R.Kapoor,Ops,Wifi drops in warehouse,Wifi drops near the loading bay
T-1044,D.Nayak,Sales,Need second monitor,Requesting a second monitor for my desk
T-1045,K.Swamy,Finance,Password reset,Reset for Windows login please
T-1046,A.Bora,IT,Patch reboot query,Laptop keeps asking to restart for updates
T-1047,G.Menezes,HR,Zoom account upgrade,Need a Zoom license for webinars
T-1048,S.Dutta,Ops,Label printer misaligned,Labels printing half off the sticker
T-1049,J.Kurien,Finance,Location is not available error,Error opening the finance share since morning
T-1050,M.Islam,Sales,Autocomplete gone in Outlook,Outlook stopped suggesting addresses
T-1051,N.Rao,Ops,VPN keeps disconnecting,I am in the office on wired LAN - the timesheet app logs me out every 10 minutes
T-1052,V.Shetty,HR,Password reset,Forgot my password after maternity leave
T-1053,R.Menon,Finance,Two approvals stuck in workflow,Invoice approvals stuck since yesterday
T-1054,B.Paul,Sales,Laptop fan noise,Fan is very loud on calls
T-1055,S.Grewal,Ops,Access badge not working,Badge not opening the warehouse door
T-1056,A.Pinto,Finance,Excel add-in disabled,Month-end add-in shows as disabled
T-1057,K.Nambiar,HR,How to recall email,Sent to the wrong person - how do I recall
T-1058,D.Sethi,Sales,Mobile email setup,Set up email on my new Android
T-1059,T.Varkey,Ops,UPS beeping,UPS under my desk beeping continuously
T-1060,P.Hari,Finance,VPN cert warning,VPN shows certificate expires tomorrow
Categories to use: Password/Account, Access Request, Network/VPN, Hardware, Software/How-to, Security Incident, Facilities. Priorities: P1 (major/security), P2 (VIP or business-deadline impact), P3 (standard), P4 (request/how-to).
ai-triage.md. Do not correct anything yet.audit-log.md, your sampling rule first: audit 100% of anything the AI marked P1 or Security, 100% of anything routed to SecOps or flagged duplicate, plus a random 20% of the remainder (every 5th ticket by id is fine). Committing to the rule before reading the output is what makes the audit defensible — you cannot cherry-pick your way to a clean report.first_line yourself and answer: is the category right, is the priority right, is the queue right? The subject line lies on at least two tickets — the body is ground truth. Log every disagreement as a row: id · AI said · should be · why it matters.audit-log.md with: total tickets, sample size and rule, errors found by type (wrong category / wrong priority / missed duplicate / missed incident / missed security), error rate in the sample, and the one sentence you would put in the shift-handover note.The failure mode this lab exists to break is rubber-stamping — accepting the AI's queue because it looks plausible. If your audit log shows zero corrections, you have not audited; this dump contains at least eight deliberate errors waiting to be found.
ai-triage.md contains a category, priority and queue for all 60 tickets.audit-log.md states the sampling rule, written before results were reviewed, and the rule covers 100% of P1/Security plus a fixed random slice.Self-grading rubric (pass = 7/10): sampling design stated before review (0–2) · outage cluster fully identified (0–2) · both engineered foolers caught (0–2) · security and VIP priorities corrected with impact reasoning (0–2) · handover sentence a shift lead could act on (0–2).
The AI triages sixty tickets in seconds; your value is the sampling gate that catches the four it got dangerously wrong — designed before you look, logged like an auditor, and defensible in one handover sentence.